hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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