I have demons in me.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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