I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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