Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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