I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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