She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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