the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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