just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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