Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Having a random hookup so left but love u
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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