Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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