we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
