Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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