I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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