I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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