Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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