Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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