Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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