I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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