For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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