If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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