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(501): View more from Arkansas

I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay

(602): View more from Arizona

I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor

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