Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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