i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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