we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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