Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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