Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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