is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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