Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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