Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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