I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
