12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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