whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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