apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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