CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
FUCK WHALES
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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