I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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