I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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