We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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