So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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