I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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