Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Randomize
