i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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