Need sex. Gaining weight.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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