My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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