So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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