Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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