Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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