I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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