i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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