why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
