i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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