I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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