I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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