Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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