What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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