Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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