How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
