just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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